Title: Untitled
Summary: Awkward drunken!sex and a mortifying morning after.
Word count: 3838
Warnings: lots of cursing, porn, something that could be interpreted as dubcon, somewhat graphic vomiting idk.
A/N: I requested this one way back on a YGO kink meme, but there were no takers and the meme itself eventually got f-locked and lost forever. So ( Read more... )

Rape-happy shape-shifting unicorns. Thanks, Murakami. Thanks, really.

I can still hear the screams of my dying childhood.

And watching some random weird-ass vampire movie will really lift my spirits. Rea-fucking-lly.

H-halibel. THE FUCK?!?!?! THE FUCK, YOU DID, KUBO? DDDD==

FFFFFFFFFUUUUCK. DDDD=

I don't know. I'm switching from being pissed off to depressed to murderous to WTFSTUPIDBITCHGODIAF ( Read more... )

So this is the reason why almost every, if not every, badfic author flounces and lands a shitstorm every time their work is criticized. Figures ( Read more... )

QKAZJDGHSIUERD THAOIESRHAIGHGIAR GHAEHG TWO DAYS LEFT. TWO DAYS LEFT!!!! AJKDGHDA!!!!111!

I. AM SO DOOMED.

Why? Because I just did the most stupid thing ever.

I signed up for a who-will-be-the-first to 100k.

...i hate myself.

I still hate humans. I'd like to see half of them in pain. Pregnant women? I have no tolerance for them. So you dropped an earring while trying it on? Pick it up yourself, damnit. Kids? I loathe them. They need to be put on leash and chains instead of being allowed to freely run around and paw at every damn thing in the store. Those cutesy tiny ( Read more... )